two jump

being very dizzy

I just has two jumps!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023

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two-fer

A derogatory term suggesting that someone fits the stereotypes of two different marginalized classes, typically used as a slur against visible minorities.

"He's black AND an apartment renter? The guy's such a two-fer."

by koolkonservativesklub January 26, 2024

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Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

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Take two fucking words

Is the combination, addition or unification of two words to emphasize a topic or statement that tbe person is trying to state.

animatronic, bionic, carjack. These are examples of take two fucking words.

by dcoder March 29, 2019

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Two Arm Stinky

The aftermath of spending the night of the bachelor party with the inflatable bonkin’ sheep

Jason ditched us and ended up with a two arm stinky

by Jenvoyant February 10, 2022

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The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.

Boi, that girl last night was a bushpig!!....a proper Two Armer!!

by Ollie T December 24, 2008

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