Montana Milkshake

The act of shitting into a blender, then emptying your Pony cum jar into it, then after you put the lid back on, press the smoothie button on the blender. When done you have created a Montana Milkshake

Man i took me a fat shit in a blender when i was drunk last night, so i experimented with my mistake and made a Montana Milkshake

by JustusH2277 October 5, 2021

Dirty Milkman

Giving a bj to someone who has a cookie in his ass. After the "milkman" delivers the "milk" (jizz) he pops the ass cookie into the milker's mouth and yells DING DONG SPECIAL DELIVERY!

Hey, baby. I be your Dirty Milkman. I got a cookie for ya if you can help me make some milk.

by D'Bickashaw O'Shaghennessey December 17, 2013

The Dead Milkmen

The Dead Milkmen are possibly one of the best punk bands ever, with probably the best sense of humor. Good band with a lot of good songs.

Mike- Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Jack- I don't know.
Mike- Word around town is that you're gonna go see The Dead Milkmen.
Jack- Yeah, I'm thinkin' about goin to see The Dead Milkmen

by Nathan Fuggin' Evans April 17, 2005

Milkshake Mcgrew

To be beaten senseless by a woman's breasts.

During the lapdance the dancer gave me a Milkshake McGrew.

by JD Henry March 21, 2008

milking a dick

After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.

Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.

by Milking a Dick June 18, 2018

Milkyboro

A person or group of people who drink too much milk and often implode through shear frustration at how inferior they are.

Rebel had a milkyboro moment last night and rage quit

by rebel_badshot October 8, 2010

milky bones grumble bee

An allusion to taking a very dense and husky poo, often shortened to simply "MBGB".

"Milky Bones" is in reference to the robust brown consistency and texture of poos that resemble the popular canine treat.

"Grumble Bee" is a jovial and light hearted metaphorical reference to the sound of an angry bee, not unlike the sound one's bunghole may emit during an "MBGB".

"My grandpa always said: KFC today, milky bones grumble bee tomorrow."

by NorthernTurdlinger November 25, 2011