Chocolate Cake

Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.

Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”

by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023

italian chocolate freezie

The act of eating Nutella off of a man's genitals while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"

"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"

"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."

by acedude69 May 17, 2014

Chocolate Barnet

When you rub your hair into a soiled arse

New haircut mate? Nah it's just a chocolate barnet today

by barnet wales May 2, 2024

chocolate stove

Having sex with a fat sex asian.

I cant belive you left the club to jave some chocolate stove

by Dubbydub April 15, 2017

Chocolate and vanilla cream

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.

Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.

by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

i am chocolate

1- person who likes to have a lot of sex with black men

2- a rich person who is very stingy, capable of choosing to stop doing basic things in order to save money

i am a chocolate person because I prefer to stop bathing than stop buying things online
do you have sex with a black man? yes i did, because i am chocolate

by bigsmoke59 April 18, 2023