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Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.
Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.
by Piky321 July 22, 2025
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National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019
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anal dwelling research butt monkey

Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine
Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey
by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023
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anal beepage

The process by which an enraged asshole motorist makes his or her feelings known to other motorists through the passive-aggressive action of beeping his or her horn.
Waiting three seconds to put my foot on the gas after the light had turned green caused me to fall victim to the person behind me's anal beepage.
by jerkstorecalled July 26, 2018
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Anal reliance

Relying on anal stimulation to reach an orgasm while being unable to reach it through any other kind of sexual stimulation
Jack: "Michael has anal reliance"
John: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"
by MinervaI April 1, 2024
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anal chainsaw

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by boobaga August 4, 2017
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Awesome Anal April

Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.

This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)
"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"
by dio roadroller November 6, 2019
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