Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020
Get the Simp's Lawmug. A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
“What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
Get the Hoppe’s Lawmug. 
Get the step-co-parent-in-lawmug. A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."
That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
by Tallness October 29, 2009
Get the Geiger's Lawmug. My great-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the great-great-grandaunt-in-lawmug. 
Get the co-distant-relative-in-lawmug. My second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the second-cousin-twice-removed-in-lawmug.