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Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
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smarmy douche bag

When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.
A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.
by Truk you August 27, 2011
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douche-stache december

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.
dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.
by donjuan demarco chang December 14, 2010
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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
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Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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douche canoe

a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.
Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe
by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022
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Douche Old

How a douche bag can look older than they really are.
How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?

Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.
by microk December 16, 2010
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