Alex

An absolute unit, makes everybody around him look like normies.

Alex is a bitch stealing, mega-unit

by AlexUrBoi November 8, 2019

alex

a dumb bitch who ended up in the hospital twice

man ur such an alex u always in the hospital 😜🙄

by gnfhasapisskink November 23, 2021

alex

hes so goofyy ahhhh

Alex is GOOFYY

by hehegoofy November 4, 2022

Alex

A loser that gets bullied by everyone that he owns. Gets butt raped by every boy he meets. Loses fathers every year.

Alex is a loser

by Bitchbro November 17, 2018

Alex and Kaori

Alex loves Kaori more than Kaori would ever know. She will always be in loves with him and same with him to her but he will always love her with all his heart.

Alex and Kaori would be lost souls without eachother in this big world...

by Ketzalcot November 1, 2020

Alex Lomuto

A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.

Alex Lomuto farms small teams.

by gigachadmale123 August 20, 2023

Alex

. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex is the most sexy , sweetest, funniest, most talented, in the world. Alex comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Alex can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alex is a man you want to have sex with

Ooomg he’s name is Alex

by Papapapparto November 20, 2021