A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.
Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also getting Arnold to the choppa!...the sucker is the crapper.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also getting Arnold to the choppa!...the sucker is the crapper.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse Arnold.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse Arnold.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
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NOTE 2 REMEMBER THAT NOT FOLLOWING THESE STEPS CAN MAKE SOME PEOPLE FEEL ANGRY OR OTHER EMOTIONS TOWARDS YOU. ACT AS YOU PLEASE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
NOTE 3 You may need some steps to understand the definition of the term if you have not known Indonesian language already (Bahasa Indonesia).
{STEPS AS INSTRUCTED BY THE CREATOR OF THE TERM}
1. Please learn or try to understand that the majority of Indonesian citizens are Moslems. DO NOT JUDGE PEOPLE ONLY BASED ON THEIR FAITH OR RELIGION, PLEASE. THE AUTHOR OF THIS TERM IS BEGGING YOU TO ACT AS THE AUTHOR ASKED TO.
2. Learn Bahasa Indonesia as much as you think you need to. Alternative: use Google Translate. (Check out the possible result on step 3 if you want to allocate your energy or time to something else)
3. Check out "gibah" on Kamus Besar Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian Language Dictionary). For people who have not spoken or understood Indonesian before, "gibah" (SIMPLY-->AS FAR AS THE CREATOR OF THIS TERM KNOWS) means talking about the (disgrace) of other people.
4. Please try to understand Islam to some context. WARNING: please do NOT immediately associate the religion Islam with terrorists. If you do not understand Muslim people well enough, PLEASE try to not make their life difficult, at least not in person or online. REMEMBER the opposite of love may be hate OR INDIFFERENCE.
NOTE 2 REMEMBER THAT NOT FOLLOWING THESE STEPS CAN MAKE SOME PEOPLE FEEL ANGRY OR OTHER EMOTIONS TOWARDS YOU. ACT AS YOU PLEASE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
NOTE 3 You may need some steps to understand the definition of the term if you have not known Indonesian language already (Bahasa Indonesia).
{STEPS AS INSTRUCTED BY THE CREATOR OF THE TERM}
1. Please learn or try to understand that the majority of Indonesian citizens are Moslems. DO NOT JUDGE PEOPLE ONLY BASED ON THEIR FAITH OR RELIGION, PLEASE. THE AUTHOR OF THIS TERM IS BEGGING YOU TO ACT AS THE AUTHOR ASKED TO.
2. Learn Bahasa Indonesia as much as you think you need to. Alternative: use Google Translate. (Check out the possible result on step 3 if you want to allocate your energy or time to something else)
3. Check out "gibah" on Kamus Besar Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian Language Dictionary). For people who have not spoken or understood Indonesian before, "gibah" (SIMPLY-->AS FAR AS THE CREATOR OF THIS TERM KNOWS) means talking about the (disgrace) of other people.
4. Please try to understand Islam to some context. WARNING: please do NOT immediately associate the religion Islam with terrorists. If you do not understand Muslim people well enough, PLEASE try to not make their life difficult, at least not in person or online. REMEMBER the opposite of love may be hate OR INDIFFERENCE.
*Cletusheous: I just did a reverse gibah to that woman Annystoned-->NOT A REAL NAME OR PRONOUN (AS FAR AS THE AUTHOR OF THIS TERM KNOWS) I hated, my friend. She stole my money during lunch time.
She also demonstrated academic dishonesty during one of her exams that I saw while I did that exam with my own effort. She even tried to stab me with a butter knife. I held a grudge for her actions to me for quite some time that I felt the need to reverse gibah her.
Codaciousdhsdahsedkdm: Okay. Good for you, then.
She also demonstrated academic dishonesty during one of her exams that I saw while I did that exam with my own effort. She even tried to stab me with a butter knife. I held a grudge for her actions to me for quite some time that I felt the need to reverse gibah her.
Codaciousdhsdahsedkdm: Okay. Good for you, then.
by IsYouOkay:D August 5, 2022
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