Hole Punch

when youre wiping your ass and your finger slips in and you end up fingering that shit so fucking hard

"Oh shit, i hole punched me ass!"

by Darktoned watermelon lover November 15, 2023

national punch your classmates day

YOU GET TO PUNCH YOUR CLASSMATES ON THIS DAY NOVEMBER 21. NO MATTER ITS GENDER. IF YOU HATE YOUR CLASSMATE, PUNCH EM ON THIS DAY

Come here imma punch you since its national punch your classmates day

by MFKER19 November 20, 2023

Zombie Punch

a sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during an orgasm.

It is derived from the term "Le petite mort" which in French means "the little death" and is generally used as a euphemism for orgasm.

During her orgasm, Janice felt a sudden force on her head. Keith had zombie punched her!

by Khathaddeus November 28, 2023

fighting punctuation

When a girls on her period she’s fighting punctuation.

Man, my girl is fighting punctuation this week!

by Genericpseudoym435 February 12, 2024

national punch graham day

february 14th.

oh my god its february 14!!

time to punch graham, its national punch graham day!

by shejdhsjd February 14, 2024

Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it impossible to defend.

It can be used as defence against attackers, kidnappers, or other bad guys.

It's also a well known dance move, first popularized in Mexico.

Bag guy: I'm robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punch es with both fists at the same time.

Bad guy: *is confused and leaves

by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.

Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves

by davefromcanada February 18, 2024