urban hot pocket

when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.

Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket

by SK2316 January 26, 2021

sandy hot pocket

When you see a super loose slutty girl on a beach and her pussy lips are hanging out so far you can see them. You dip your toe in the sand and shove it up her pussy

Some thot over there lips were hanging out so I gave her the sandy hot pocket

by Señor Epstein February 4, 2021

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick

I gave Angela an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021

Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.

Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"

by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021

triple hot pocket sundae

lol

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"

by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021

Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)

Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....

by WELCUMTAHELLWHOGIVESASHIT🚬💊™ March 25, 2021

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021