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House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
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italian house party

A funeral/wake held by or for Italian-Americans
Sorry to hear about your ma. She was a saint. When’s the Italian house party? I’ll send some flowers.
by om3rta September 29, 2020
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The Final Fantasy Legend II House

This is my house. My close friends know, that even though I am a guy, I am Priestess Kai/Ki, from Makai Toushi Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu/Final Fantasy Legend II, and Saga 2: Hihou Densestu - Goddess of Destiny. Final Fantasy Legend II, also appears in Collection of Saga/Final Fantasy Legend, known in Japan, as The Saga Collection.
Being the real-life version, of Priestess Kai/Ki, living in The Final Fantasy Legend II House, brings me much joy! Then I will no longer have to hate myself, and can accept myself, as a real life Anime JRPG character!
by jrpgkin April 13, 2022
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house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.
That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.
by bexbexbex March 31, 2021
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Waffle House

What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.
by EODPepperJack June 30, 2016
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Caterpillar house

A house in such bad shape that it would be easier and more cost effective to bulldoze it.
Sure, you could lay new flooring and put in new windows, but it's would still be a Caterpillar house.
by davezawislak May 30, 2009
mugGet the Caterpillar housemug.

Americ anfootball House

The iconic house on the cover of Americ anfootballs album, American Football, that every emo in the world wishes to live in.
Emo- man, the Americ anfootball house is iconic
Normie- its literally just a fucking house
by Grunge.Arcana_Froglett November 12, 2021
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