carrie my underwood

A derivative of the name of American Idol winner Carrie Underwood. Used as a slang - a vulgar pick-up line for, well, getting her to carry your boner.

I want her to carrie my underwood!

by Barack my Obama May 27, 2009

Bite My Swag

Urban slang for "copy my style" - along the same vein of "bite my shit". Used in a disrespectful manner.

Lady 1: "Yo, did you see girl's outfit yesterday? That was some dope shit!"
Lady 2: "That bitch is a faker! She just wants to bite my swag, I had the same shit on last week!"
Lady 1: "Damn, what a ho!"

by Omniscientist November 28, 2009

tung my dumper

a really retarted x-box live gamer tag.

"i just owned tung my dumper with my sniper"

by lil leezy F December 13, 2009

as big as my dick

a phrase used to describe the length of something

i just bought a new flat screen tv

oh really, how big

fifty inches. it almost as big as my dick

by tmnt handshake January 25, 2011

Call my grandma

A subtle and sly way to say you need to take a shit.

I'll be back in a couple minutes, I just need to call my grandma

by serum114 October 31, 2010

oh my peas

phrase Princess Pea from "Super WHY" says whenever something goes wrong. A less offensive way of saying "Oh my God"

Oh my peas, why is that hare upside down?

by Karen Stickney November 14, 2007

Munch my snunch

its like when a guy says "suck my dick" except its for a girl to say.

my manager told me if i dont stop yelling stuff hed write me up so i said, " munch my snunch bitch!" Indeed.

by The Brook Metcalf January 9, 2008