leftstroke landia

Is a wonder land that loves to do leftstrokes all day

He yo lets go to leftstroke landia
Yea sure dude

by Reezeyeet October 18, 2018

The landscaper special

It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man

Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy

by Big -d March 13, 2019

Wee landy bit

Scottish slang to refer to islands.

Jeff was out spacklin a beast of a wall on that wee landy bit in the bay.

by Ted Mosby's hair April 26, 2019

Secure Landscaping

Secure Landscaping is the utilization and deployment of Landscaping Techniques that secure and enhance your property in collaboration with network security surveillance.

Provides secure landscaping techniques that work to enhance your EYE™ Security System, while reducing your landscaping maintenance cost for your properties.

by EWTECHNERD May 6, 2019

California Landslide

When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.

Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!

by Little Willie 69 July 16, 2019

gores landing

gores landing is a place to chill, it’s called “GL town” by a few locals. you got the people that don’t care and smoke weed all day, and the city people that live there as a vacation.

have u ever been to gores landing?

by urlocalfungirl August 3, 2019

carrier landing

When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.

That carrier landing gave me whiplash.

by Jeff-fu September 7, 2019