Coochie Keychain

A post inercourse souvenir consisting of male DNA and 1 or more public hairs hanging from the coochie of solitude.

He came so hard he gave me a coochie Keychain

by Linnielooloo May 2, 2025

Sticky keys

when you nut on someones keyboard

I nutted on my professors keyboard, gave him some real Sticky keys

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

House Keys

A term that refers to a nipple peircing

Dave: Hey, you should ask Amber to see the house keys
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?

by ZaWaurdo July 23, 2025

Low-keyly

The integral/ antiderivative of lowkey.

Low-keyly, thats fire.

by Neologist Sammar October 1, 2025

international Keygen Day

An international Holiday annually celebrated on october 22nd for Spamton G Spamton.

"Did you hear? It's international keygen day tomorrow! Pipis is completely out of stock!"

by T to the bone October 2, 2025

The Keystone Jerker

The act of when you’re taking a state standardized test and you spank yo shit mid test

“Bro look, it’s the Keystone Jerker!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."

by Jayshoeman June 9, 2008