/j

Quick way to alert someone on social media that you have (or will) jerk off to their post due to the intense arousal you've felt since reading it

Poster on social: I subscribe to the #12before12 methodology

You: /j

by #12before12 December 9, 2022

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

alle: j!!

by i6y November 21, 2021

Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.

I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.

by anonymous January 10, 2023

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

alle: j!!

by i6y November 21, 2021

Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

J-Hoffed

When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY

I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.

by bncreampie July 16, 2021

J Swizz

A insane man with many bitches and a massive cock

J Swizzzzz!!!!!

by Swizzalicious June 14, 2022