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Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money
I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.
by Flexoffend3r April 24, 2020
mugGet the Painting housesmug.

Jacks House: R

" Lets go play Jacks House: R " " Okay "
by Jack Huntsman May 1, 2022
mugGet the Jacks House: Rmug.

House Gay

When an otherwise straight man of considerable financial means has a close, live-in (usually masculine) gay friend for camaraderie, shared hobbies, garage time and the occasional, casual sexual dalliance. The House Gay is generally a "kept man" and is lodged in a guest house or separate wing of the home from the man's primary partner.
Brad's so lucky Kristen's fine with him having Jake as his House Gay, I wish I could afford one!
by TheHemingwayGay June 19, 2025
mugGet the House Gaymug.

Puff House

Gary? He's a total Puff 'Ouse (Puff House)
by WEbslinger65 June 30, 2023
mugGet the Puff Housemug.

Cocaine in the White House

There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!
Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
mugGet the Cocaine in the White Housemug.

House

to describe a magic the gathering card or other things that perform exceptionally well and are consistent in getting results. A house always poses questions for the opponent to answer and is really hard to outclass by the opponent.
The bonecrusher giant is a House in gruul!!
by HT1992 February 17, 2021
mugGet the Housemug.

house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.
Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.
by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010
mugGet the house jobmug.

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