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Mr. Halfway House

A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.
Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
by joesixpackabs February 18, 2010
mugGet the Mr. Halfway Housemug.
People in north end in red house 7th grade is all hoes!!! Idk y but they jus love when ppl call them that must be they name but they can break up and go out with another person the next day( cough cough a girl name jeryianetee or however tf u spell it)
by Glllttt powwww June 14, 2018
mugGet the North end middle school red house 7th grademug.

Horse housing

A combination of the phrases rough housing and horse play as stated by a seven year old.
Hey those two are horse housing! Time out!
by Damon_Keaton January 29, 2023
mugGet the Horse housingmug.

Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.
by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
mugGet the Salamander fun housemug.

housing lesbian

A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.

Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021
mugGet the housing lesbianmug.

Puking by the well house

When you get so drunk you end up puking naked by the well house.
I’m gonna be puking by the well house here soon.
by Well house July 12, 2025
mugGet the Puking by the well housemug.

House of Sprits

Also known as the voices, bullshit or the bullshit machine it is a game the Officers and CPOs in the Coast Guard use to get fragmented phrases through repetition in your mind. Mainly used as a put down or to scare someone out of the service. It first started in Sector San Juan.
Chief: You know what they are using on him right?

JO: Yes, “house of sprits” or using the voice machine ie electronic harassment to scare him out of advancement again. Hahahaha.
by Cats are all gray now January 10, 2025
mugGet the House of Spritsmug.

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