dead mans hole

When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person

Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Put the tube in the hole

To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)

Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!

by DJ CoBrA May 24, 2017

Hang my holes

2 dicks in a vagina and 2 in the asshole

Hang my holes now

by Rdrrfvgvgvggg February 10, 2017

hock your hole

To sell your ass for cash.

Johnny: I really want that new PlayStation 4 but I'm flat broke.
James: Well you better go down the corner and hock your hole then.

by Tricky1979 February 12, 2017

fling hole machine

a sport emily does in the olympics

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily

by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012

18 hole flu

A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.

"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."

"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."

by mcb1971 September 4, 2013

Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012