Skip to main content

Jesus Titty Fucking Chris 

something you yell out when something annoying, stupid happens.
Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

Taint Fucking

This is where you are fucking someone in there taint. Taint is located either below he/she crotch and asshole. Very orgasmable.
www.taintfuck.com Must i say more?
Taint Fucking by AbeTaintFucks April 17, 2005

fucking bingo 

When a girl is so hot that you can imagine a target for your spooge on her face.
I would tap that all night. Fucking BINGO!
fucking bingo by josephine666 March 2, 2009

Fucking America

The term used to describe something so awsome, so truly bad ass that it could have only come from America
"wait, you mean to tell me that they pay you to go to bars and sample beer. And you get to drive a company Sports car?"
"Thats Fucking America"
-------------------------------------------
Also See: Chuck Norris
Fucking America by DraXX667 March 12, 2009

Verbal Fucking 

Verb: an act of using the noun "fuck" as a method of sexual arousal.
"Fuck you"
"Fuck you back."
"Oh our verbal fucking turns me on."

Stitch Fucking 

Noun or Verb. Vaginal and anal double penetration: Occurs when a woman is being penetrated by two men - one in the vagina and one in the anus, giving the appearance or feeling of being stitched by a sewing machine.
Jeff: Hey, man, where's your wife? I thought she'd be at the party.
Ben: She's probably off stitch fucking Stacy and Josh again.
Jeff: Jeez, again? I thought she did that this morning.
Ben: Yep, she sure loves her some stitch fucking.
Stitch Fucking by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010