Vanilla Dipped Chocolate Cone

A Interracial couple having hot sweaty sex resembling a chocolate dipped vanilla cone.

John:Hey Bill look at that Vanilla Dipped Chocolate Cone!
Bill: Ew gross

by MunchieMuch January 29, 2018

chocolate stoned

The Stoner Version of being chocolate wasted

When you’re super stoney bologna and you feel like you face just fell off and you realize damn I’m chocolate stoned

by I’mhighritenow January 30, 2018

chocolate hot cross bun

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.

She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.

by Rabbit hunter February 1, 2018

chocolate pecker

A black man's penis. Generally very large.

You are a chocolate pecker!

by Ohmykatebug February 11, 2018

Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

chocolate rock slide

Upon withdraw from anal sex, the penis is followed by a full bowl movement.

Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."

by aquacatpro December 28, 2016

Chocolate Manhattan

Sexual act where you defecate in someone's mouth after which they fellate you.

"Dave said he'd give me a chocolate manhattan"
"Like the cocktail?"
"Sure..."

by TheCarpenterHasArrived December 29, 2016