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jacksons cake

When a sexy boy named jackson gives you some cake
by RURRO RAGGY$@#@ May 16, 2021
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Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake
by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017
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Ice my cake

Cumming (icing) on somebody's ass (cake)
"I want you to ice my cake."
"You want me to cum on your ass? Bet."
by Ya girl, Izzy July 23, 2022
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Poos cake

Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.
“Yo, have you seen Ryan
You mean poos cake?”
by Poos cake January 23, 2021
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Cake Lore

Ice-cream Cake - a fling / one off (temporary hence ice-cream)

Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup

Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious

Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please

Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)

"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"

"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"

in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
by big moons October 1, 2018
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Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
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Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party
by 29072201 July 8, 2018
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