anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

face anal

when you have anal sex involving another persons face in the rectum.

"Oh yeah, that bitch totally let me anal face her. Freaky shit bruh."

"I stuck my tongue in her asshole, total face anal."

by linedancingnatasha December 15, 2017

Anal Leakage

What happens after a night of extreme anal with or without inserting two or more items inside your anal hole.

Tim: "Oh no I think I'm getting anal leakage again"
Mason: "Wow Tim this happening everyday you have to take it easy on the Moby Huge"
Tim: "Oh no it's about to come out!"
Mason: "Tim nooooooo!"

by 21Sluggums May 9, 2018

anal compression

The air pressure builtup inside of the anus during anal activity's, that is then released sounding like a fart!

She has too much anal compression, it's always making the funny fart noise that her parents can hear.

by trendsetta420 April 1, 2019

Anal Duster

(noun) A person who engages in the act of Anal Dusting, that is cleaning out one's dusty arsehole using a anal dusting device

Related: Vac-Cum Cleaning

Thon Fresher is an Anal Duster

by Vac-Cum Cleaner October 26, 2019

anal butt trench

unhygienic butt crack, butt cleavage, totally disgusting ass.

I almost puked when I saw his anal butt trench.

by dumpsterbear June 9, 2011

Being anal about it

Kind of similar to being a bitch about something, like insisting upon a technicality or a stupid opinion. Not related to anal sex.

Yeah, man? My favorite game is shitty and repetitive? I mean, your favorite game is just shooting eachother, standing on a thing or taking a thing over and over and yet the community is treating it like their grandma slowly dying because the creators can't get their shit together, if we're being anal about it.

by Procedural Jigglebone July 11, 2024