Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

by Chax865421 March 24, 2020

anal torpedo

The act of one projective launching their fecal log into a woman’s vagina underwater

Roger just anal torpedoed jelly while they were skinny dipping

by Lof yu rong thyme May 10, 2020

Anal Sis

When you say a word too much that it becomes it's own word. Saying Analysis while on a marijuana-induced procrastination spree results in the following: Anal Sis. It refers to the act of either giving or receiving anal and then calling up your sister to tell him about it.

Yo, the wierdest thing happended last night, I had anal sis!!

by spicymayobootyhole345 May 21, 2020

Anal - ize

Licking butthole.

Don't get me wrong; I would anal - ize the shit out of a woman!

by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020

Anal Space

The Gaping Darkness of a hole usually between the butt checks that can receive multi Dicks at any girth usually found in gang bang video's with 4 or more dicks.

Damn you see the anal space on Rebecca She can fit about 5 dicks in that.

by Creeper meeker May 28, 2020

Anal?

A question you ask your friends for them to be in shock.

Friend 1: anal?
Friend 2: what the fuck

by Perinala May 31, 2020