Person A: "Dude! My uncle just 1-up'ed a toddler using his pinky finger!"
Person B: "Only his pinkie finger? That's improper form, dude."
Person A: "Says the one born with improper form himself."
Person B: "Only his pinkie finger? That's improper form, dude."
Person A: "Says the one born with improper form himself."
by Parafes May 28, 2024

“Hey Mark do you believe in God?”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
by Mozartzpraise October 3, 2025

When you Respect someone but they GIVE a sense of PHONYness.
so you say 1 at the end
Cause they might end up SCREWING you over at the END.
so you say 1 at the end
Cause they might end up SCREWING you over at the END.
YOU: Good looking Cutty, i appreciate you.
Phony: any time, i got more of that FIRE you feel.
just tap in
YOU: fs... ONE LOVE. 1
(wakling away) YOU: Bitch ass FAGGET...
Phony: any time, i got more of that FIRE you feel.
just tap in
YOU: fs... ONE LOVE. 1
(wakling away) YOU: Bitch ass FAGGET...
by oneLOVE.1 February 19, 2023

John: Hey dude did you listen to Ballads 1 by Joji?
James: Yea man it was sick. 10/10 would listen again
James: Yea man it was sick. 10/10 would listen again
by CashewEnjoyer69 December 24, 2021

by Smexy Peppa pig May 13, 2022

The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history
Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland
by Utvnrebhevhfvng January 26, 2023
