Steely Law

When steely is in charge. Its steely law.

Prisoner: "I wonder who's warden today"

Steely: (Yelling from armory) STEELY LAW!

by Cl3verUseRNam3 June 15, 2018

parents in law

Pils is lazy way of saying parents in law.

BIL or Sil = brother in law or sis in law. Now u can figure what is Mil or Fil - right?

My pils (parents in law) are visiting this wkd. Prayers may be needed.

by abbrevoLan July 30, 2021

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

half-co-niece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

grandaunt-in-law

1- Grandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandaunt.

grandaunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Meza Law Group

A group of global top tier kick ass lawyers that will have your back until the end!!

This law firm backs down from no one!!

A group of relentless, highly motivated individuals with global reach!

Meza Law Group AKA The Octopus

Founded by Mario Meza, Esq. #nomad #worldcitizen #globalcitizen

They hired Meza Law Group! Give them what they want or they’ll kill all of our families down to our pets!!

Meza Law Group; boutique, global, relentless, law gods.

by mmeza_esq November 24, 2021

Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 7, 2019

Law of generation domination

The law of generation domination means that anybody who f*cked your mother automatically has the upper hand on you.

If you both f*cked each others mothers, the one who will have sex with the mother’s mother has the upper hand, hence law of generation domination.

Bully: Give me you lunch money or I’ll punch you.
Me: No, you give me your money, I f*cked you mother.
Bully: *starts blushing and feeling pathetic* Here you go. Go to hell, Law of generation domination!

by Minky157 September 28, 2020