A painful condition of the penis. This can
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
by Stinky71 January 19, 2009
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Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
by MysticFire April 30, 2011
Get the dick texting mug.The part of a soft leather belt that hangs down in front of a man's pant zipper; usually 3-6 inches of excess belt due to either the man's laziness or cheapness to buy a correct-fitting belt.
Jim came out of the bathroom and forgot to tuck his belt into the belt loop, which resulted in an impressive six inch leather dick.
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Emily and I did an eighth together and were gonna bang, but unfortunately I got shroom dick and we couldn't do anything.
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