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Turf Dick

A painful condition of the penis. This can
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
Sorry girls I can't tonight cause I have TURF DICK.
by Stinky71 January 19, 2009
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dick texting

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.
Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
by MysticFire April 30, 2011
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Leather dick

The part of a soft leather belt that hangs down in front of a man's pant zipper; usually 3-6 inches of excess belt due to either the man's laziness or cheapness to buy a correct-fitting belt.
Jim came out of the bathroom and forgot to tuck his belt into the belt loop, which resulted in an impressive six inch leather dick.
by Twogeniuses September 25, 2011
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Shroom dick

When you can't get an erection while tripping on shrooms. Some men are unaffected, but it is usually very disappointing for those that are.
Emily and I did an eighth together and were gonna bang, but unfortunately I got shroom dick and we couldn't do anything.
by Shadesbane43 May 18, 2014
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antenna dick

when you pierce your dick with a long metal rod, making your penis resemble a radio antenna
omg, i was gonna suck this guys dick. but he pulled down his pants and had a antenna dick
by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009
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Dick Cheese

Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese
by Cumchatta12 June 14, 2021
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scrum dick

A dude who nobody likes, or a dickless incompetent who scares all the pussy away
"Wow, that dude jerry is such a scrum dick
by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011
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