all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're doing, and they're just running around the pitch.

person 1: Mate, John has no idea what he's doin'

person 2: Yeah, he's running all around the gaf

by berber16 May 7, 2018

all men

a term typically used by feminists to generalize all men, usually in a bad way

feminist: "My boyfriend cheated on me!! all men are pigs"
normal person: you shouldn't say "all men", also didn't you cheat on him first?

by furry innihilator June 13, 2022

All da ladies luv Leo

If you don't know what this means GO READ PERCY JACKSON AND HEROES OF OLYMPUS!!! It is only a sign to tell all the fan girls of the Riordanverse to love Leo Valdez.

THE DOCTOR IS : in da house baby!
NOW SERVING: ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO

by Blue-Pancakes March 14, 2023

all

a laundry detergent

all is a laundry detergent

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 4, 2024

All ov

When one gets placed on EBay, Craigslist, Amazon, Facebook Marketplace…etc

*Contracts food poisoning on birthday* “eeeyeeppp, I’m all ov”

by GetStringin August 6, 2021

ALL CAPS BRO

The loudest possible way to hype up a moment — typed or shouted entirely in caps.

A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.

The spiritual opposite of “chill.”

“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”

“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”

“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”

“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”

“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”

“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”

by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025

Gayest one of them all

The gayest one of them all is simply exactly how it sounds, One who is gayer than anyone else

“Danny… I hate to break it to you. But your the gayest of them all. That means that your gayer than me, so there for your the gayest one of them all.”

by Jaythegayerest January 1, 2023