National Keelie Slap Day

Everyday, is SLAP KEELIE DAY! WOOP WOOP

"National Keelie Slap Day is forever, and ever!"

by iiiiiiiiiiiiooooooaaaaaa February 7, 2022

National May 1st day

Today is the day that chunky white boy will finally eat you out.

It’s National May 1st day, you know what that means? That chunky white boy is going to eat me out today!

by gothbitch4020 April 30, 2021

National tag teaming day

Girl gets tagged team by two males for hours till orgasm!

I orgasm every time national tag teaming day comes around

by ChronikGodz April 11, 2019

National Bean Dip Day

On April 12 you get to bean dip anyone of your choice. You may bean dip UNLIMITED times with no coming back. Prepare to be bean dipped!!!

Its national bean dip day boys who trying to get dipped

by BeanDipKing69 May 25, 2018

National dick pic day

Happens when it is June 25 and your friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!

Did you know about national dick pic day?

by Pro_volleyball June 25, 2021

national roast katie day

On the 4th of January

Your a loser Katie. Oh it must be national roast Katie day

by Anonymous153775 January 4, 2020

National grab dick day

The 3rd of February, the girls can grab any boy dick single or taken.

Me: it’s national grab dick day

Them: yay...

by The_real_boo February 2, 2021