Irish Taco

A redhead with an unshaved bush (carpet matches the drapes).

Drank too much green beer on St. Patty's day and ended up going down on Karen. She's got a real Irish Taco there.

by SunshineTaco March 17, 2017

douchey taco

a 'douchey taco' is a little stupid bastard who likes to look at men's buttocks but pretends to like women.

"Man, he was a douchey taco?"
"Yeah but at least he was trying to hide it by dating a girl."

by awkwardgirly June 20, 2016

Taco Tunnel

1. The genitalia of a female persuasion.

Synonyms: Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, etc.

"Dude, LeAnne is totally gonna let me take a ride in her taco tunnel."

by DoubleTtheTacoking. June 16, 2016

taco hawker

A person whose attention is diverted toward a woman's camel toe.

My eyes are up here. Quit being a taco hawker, you perv!

by Corneilius Ogden June 14, 2016

iron taco

A way to cook crack

Coble blazed the iron taco

by Brandon Mitchell May 28, 2016

goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016

Norway Taco

When a lesbian hoofs a Zebra and then the Zebra might or might not piss in the soup
You get a Norway Taco.
Origin: DJO's Wafer Joints youtube video.

"When a lesbian hoofs a Zebra, tonight..."
"The Zebra piss in the soup right?"

"Oh jesus, heh, fuck"
"You're confused!"
"What you got is a Norway Taco."

by Wrim May 15, 2016