butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

Suck and smoke

a dildo that has a built in weed holder so you can suck the dildo while smoking weed later

Hey did you buy the new suck and smoke

by stroke and smoke January 04, 2022

Suck koens pp day

July 5th

Person 1: Its July 5th!!!
Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: It's means it's Suck koens pp day!!

by Kokobro101 July 02, 2022

Suck-uppery

The present tense participle of sucking up. Or the act of multiple suck ups

All the suck-uppery was getting a bit much for Nicola and she whipped him in return!

by WordallySmart January 24, 2019

Sucked the biscuit

A sports reference when you were favored to win and then fell way short and lost.

They should have won but they really sucked the biscuit.

by Jimothy the C January 18, 2022

half sucked jube

Some one who is a halfwit wandering aimlessly

What are you up to Rani, your walking around like a half sucked jube

by Rani Bopori January 30, 2018

fannie sucking

People who suck in general but just another you so much they have to become one that sucks the Fannie

“You are such a Fannie sucking weasel !”

by Ken tukky September 01, 2021