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Hennessy Horse Rider

When a white woman engages in sexual acts with multiple black men.
Just drove by the park and saw some woman doing the Hennessy Horse Rider with a basketball team.
by Mr.Dingo August 12, 2025
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polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
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...and the whore you rode in on!

A mondegreen of the charmingly derogatory phrase "well fuck you and the horse you rode in on".
In the days before trains, motorcars and aeroplanes represented a relatively less expensive source of mechanical horsepower, the wealth gap divided knights, kings, nobles and others who could afford horses from paupers who could not. Polo was "the sport of kings" as the trained polo horses cost a fortune with many drowned during heated water polo matches. The resentment was thinly-veiled and phrased in terms of "get off your high horse" to knock the would-be rider off the pedestal.

Transport is now plentiful (while certainly not free) but the cost of paid adult companionship still largely starts in the three-figures-per-hour range and can go up to, well, the sky's the limit. The mile high club remains an amusement for the idle rich.

Hence the resentment of you...and the whore you rode in on!
by bitchuck September 11, 2025
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California Helicopter Ride

A homosexual act whereas one man will ride another man and by gyrating his hips, windmill his erect penis.
Bill gave Ted that California Helicopter ride, now hes obsessed with him.
by Mr_Hands November 25, 2025
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Missouri Boat Ride

To be left without a paddle and subject to the current of the river.
"...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.
by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025
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Hot air balloon ride

Josh took Roger on a hot air balloon ride after eating beans at the hotel restaurant.
by CropDuster1132 December 14, 2025
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Playland log ride

When a guy takes a shit before sex, gives her a creampie and she drops the kids off on the log and she flushes away the ride
We gave the kids the playland log ride
by Bclogrider January 12, 2026
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