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John Kerry guys!

aka "jk guys!" or "just kidding guys!"
room full of people...

"FIRE!!!!"

panic ensues....

"John Kerry guys!!!"
by trippaholic May 27, 2005
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John Wilkes Booth

A John Wilkes Booth is a thing of beauty. All circumstances must fall just right in order for a successful use of the word. While recieving a handjob inside a movie theater, the job-ee angles himself to cum on the back of the head of the person sitting in front if him, preferably with a beard. If your load hits the back of their head, you are a master. You've just completed a John Wilkes Booth.
"Dude, so I went to see Twilight with my girl last week, it totally sucked but she felt bad and gave me a handie. I John Wilkes Boothed ALL over the guy in front of me."

"Dude....way?"

"......way."
by TopherStyle April 22, 2009
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John Paul Jones

The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.
John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.
by rome clone November 11, 2004
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John Juge

A great friend, awesome loan officer, and perfect husband and father.
"That John Juge, he got us a great rate on our refi"

"John Juge is such a good father and husband, his family is lucky to have him".
by JonnyChimpo69 March 29, 2010
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john paul jones

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.
"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.
by C-Mills February 26, 2008
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St. Johns Prep

A bunch of pussies that lose to Xaverian in sports year after year. Also they even have a tough time beating lower-tier MIAA teams.
It's too bad Mariann, I just don't think St. Johns Prep has what it takes to beat even Waltham this year.
by Erik787 August 7, 2011
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John recruiting squad

A group of prostitutes who give away free sex as a promotional for there business.
In some cases they will get in the back of a van and get naked and are driven around and they offer free sex to preteens to introduce them to the sex business. And in some cases they are kiddnaped just long enough to introduce them to sex.
Usually only the hotest women are picked for this.
It's our lucky day theres a john recruiting squad.
by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009
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