Satomi moment

The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments

Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"

Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "

by Loktir October 9, 2022

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Husky moment

A moment that your mom would have known to be stupid.

Example 1:
Vi: I like Javascript
Husky: I think I'll make HuskyBot in JS
Ping 174737ms: Husky Moment

by TheSize April 11, 2021

Daily Spanking Moments

The Youtube channel 'Daily Warzone Moments' if it was dedicated to spanking!

Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

marta moment

Un marta moment è un'espressione epica che descrive quel momento imbarazzante su Golf With Friends quando continui a mancare una buca... e continui a mancare... e continui a mancare. Può verificarsi anche quando c'è un rialzamento sulla buca che rende impossibile fare centro.

- fra continuo a non centrare la buca.
- lol marta moment

by lovablemari August 13, 2025

bruh moment

a moment that results in a “bruh” and only a “bruh”

when a person initiates a bruh moment the bruh moment cannot be postponed, paused or rejected, all included parties must immediately say “bruh” or an immediate death penalty is required

bruh moment

bruhhhhhh

by nachlmao July 19, 2020

mckenzie moment

when walking down the street and a stranger is being extremely rude to you, you turn around and give him/her a piece of your mind

Stranger: "Oh my god, could she walk a little less in the middle of the sidewalk"
Mckenzie: "Oh my god, could you get more of a life"

*Such a Mckenzie Moment*

by PenguinDinoTurtleMaster November 8, 2017