Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.
Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.
Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.
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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today
Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.
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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today
Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
by JoblessDerrick (House-Bastard) August 16, 2024
Get the House-Bastardmug. February 20th is the International Goth Girl Breaks Into Your House Day is an annual event where goth girl mysteriously appear in your home to spend the day with you. Depending on the girl, she may either become your lover or simply spend the day engaging in goth-inspired activities.
Bro 1: Dude did a goth girl come to your house today? Apparently today is International goth girl breaks into your house day
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf
by Cheesemastah February 19, 2025
Get the International goth girl breaks into your house daymug. When you are covering a DM shift and all hell breaks lose. Stuff hits the fan, then your internet goes out, then your power goes out, then an incident comes in.
Don't get housed this weekend, make sure you have a buddy to help.
Suuuuunnnnnnnn, did you see that?!?!?! Joey just got housed.
Suuuuunnnnnnnn, did you see that?!?!?! Joey just got housed.
by Kid Caesar September 20, 2023
Get the Housedmug. Where N0bleN1Njaz lands on goatnite when he drops an easy 30 bomb and gets the dub because hes goated on the sticks
by Snowy098 October 9, 2021
Get the lebrons housemug. 
The coolesst radicalest mothafucker white boy ever who will be remembered as the guy who never got laid in high school and if they got laid they were probably to drunk to remember. What a loser!
Chris: Dude what happened?
Morgan: A lawn gnome chased after you and they brutally raped you!
Chris: It's all gooooood, where my weed at?
Matt: Why are my hands all sticky!?
Morgan: You are such a fisha-house man!
Morgan: A lawn gnome chased after you and they brutally raped you!
Chris: It's all gooooood, where my weed at?
Matt: Why are my hands all sticky!?
Morgan: You are such a fisha-house man!
by Morgan and Matt June 13, 2007
Get the Fisha-housemug. by Nathan Jewish November 26, 2023
Get the Devan Housemug.