This bird expects a 6ft man who makes 6 figures to take her to a 5-star restaurant on a first date? This bitch is crazy
by guapoobands December 20, 2020

by Gregstonky April 26, 2021

by Lexicon239 February 05, 2019

Steve: This guy been hitting on me and my friend all night.
Joe: If he comes at me, he's catch these birds
Steve: Hold on!
Joe: He's gonna get it
Joe: If he comes at me, he's catch these birds
Steve: Hold on!
Joe: He's gonna get it
by freechickenmaniac September 25, 2023

Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"
Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"
Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"
by BigDog9 April 22, 2017
