Anal covid

Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome

I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.

by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022

Reverse Anal

when you stick your dick so far down someone's throat it comes out the other side. the human digestive system is about 30 feet in length, so you would need a 30 foot and a bit long dick to perform the act of reverse anal.

Girl: how long is your dick?
Guy: I can do reverse Anal
Girl: WOW

by George bush 67 September 30, 2020

Anal concussion

When you get surprise analed and it hurts so bad that you pass out

‘He ended up going in the wrong hole and I got an anal concussion’

by Dicktko May 14, 2018

Awesome Anal April

Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.

This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)

"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"

by dio roadroller November 6, 2019

anal chainsaw

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...... hey hey anal chainsaw

by boobaga August 4, 2017

anal beepage

The process by which an enraged asshole motorist makes his or her feelings known to other motorists through the passive-aggressive action of beeping his or her horn.

Waiting three seconds to put my foot on the gas after the light had turned green caused me to fall victim to the person behind me's anal beepage.

by jerkstorecalled July 26, 2018

Anal

An activity that involves sexual pleasure through the shit hole at the back of a bitch.

My feminist friend, Jolene, enjoys anal

by Robert69Anallover October 21, 2021