Stacey's Mom Syndrome

The curious tendency of male adolescents to be more attracted to a girl's mom over the girl herself. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the mom is indeed unmistakably hot.

Guy1: Dude, did you see Stacey yesterday? So hot.
Guy2: Naww, man. Check out her mom.
Guy1: Hell yes. Stacey's Mom Syndrome my friend.

by notaffectedbysyndromejustsouno December 7, 2010

Oh Shit Syndrome

A psychological disorder, driven by deep-seated guilt, whereas a person believes they are doing everything wrong and constantly making mistakes.

I’ve been suffering with Oh Shit Syndrome since I was about four or five.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020

Band Kid Syndrome

Symptoms: Walking in time with nearby people, humming band music, rhythmically tapping/drumming on desks, air and other objects with hand held items such pencils, pens, rulers, ect.

"I swear, that kid had Band Kid Syndrome so badly its kind of scary."

by "The provider" February 19, 2020

Rube Goldberg Syndrome

n. The situation whereby a medical or medical/psychiatric condition causes a "domino effect" of other dangerous symptoms and conditions ensuing.

Named after the Rube Goldberg "contraption" machine, any machine that uses a chain reaction of events to achieve a final, trivial goal (in this particular case, possibly death).

After my brother had that bout with strep, it apparently got to his stomach and paralyzed it, giving him a nasty case of acid reflux, which in turn began to launch acid clear up into his throat and mouth, not only severely damaging his teeth... he's also he's worried he's going to get cancer one day from all that acid where it's not supposed to be. And to say nothing about all the dental surgeries he's gonna need... talk about a case of Rube Goldberg Syndrome!

(No really, it has happened.)

by Andy Khay January 23, 2009

Reverse Crush Syndrome

when you find out that someone has a crush on you, and this knowledge leads to you liking them

Bob: Hey Rob, Cynthia likes you!

Rob: Oh well I didnt really like her before... but now...

Bob: Ooh you came down with a case of Reverse Crush Syndrome

by gurududeman July 7, 2010

Rotating Dick Syndrome

When someones dick keeps on rotating ferociously.

Fuming: You have Rotating Dick Syndrome I saw it when you were fucking you mom
Faraj: The first part is true... not the second one...

by Faraj and Fuming September 15, 2020

Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.

He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021