Simp Bait

One who hits on their friends to draw attention, allowing others to flirt, so a simp can be found.

I am simp bait so Rio can find a simp.

by Handy_manny69 December 25, 2020

Simp Syndrome Disorder

A person that puts Too much value to girl he likes, lives paycheck to paycheck and spends all his cash on a girl, puts everything aside that isnt "My Gurl "

Every weekend...
Friend: yoooo wanna hangout with the bros ?
Simp : Uhh Idunnooo bro

Friend : why not ?

Simp: Me &' My Guuuuuurl hanging out.
Call ends...
Friend to Friend : damn he got some type of Simp Syndrome Disorder.

by LongLiveJubo April 15, 2021

Simp Master

in all four nations the simp master is know for defeating the thot nation

characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare

oh shit the Simp Master is here

by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021

simp ass ruffian

when the biggest simp in the world (and you know who you are) is to busy being a punk ass bitch to do anything good with there life

oh shit Bradee is being a simp ass ruffian again

by big papi shayne December 13, 2021

Simp HQ

Twitch headquarters.

- Some chick got dicked live on Twitch and only got a seven day ban, whereas I got permabanned because some rando yelled the gamer word over the mic.
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?

by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred November 5, 2022

simp skinny

the act of becoming skinny as a result of simping.

Yo, I heard my mans broke up with his girl. Yea, big fella ain't been eatin, he simp skinny.

Damnnnn, he simp skinny!

by wrirson May 12, 2020

Simp Lord

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Will is quite literally the Simp Lord of the century.

by nikkamaster October 5, 2020