Ryan

ryan is my bf he’s literally great. hes rlly funny and stuff. hes a little slow but whtv. he always had the best storys and hes actually very kind. i literally love him sm but like im scared to say that. im sure he knows tho. anyway hes my favorite person ever. hes very good at comforting people. if you have a ryan keep him pls cuz like hes the best thing thats ever happened to me

if your name is ryan, hello

by Graccerz October 3, 2022

Ryan Siwicki

This man is a typical siege player. Has over 300 hours in siege in 3 months. (Born in august but has huge bazonker thighs) He has 2 siblings and a family but that doesnt matter because Ryan hasnt seen his family in year. All those hours on seige left his family to disown him. Ryan hasnt showered in years despite being told to shower every night. Ryan loves balls. He loves balls so much he sucks on every ball he sees. When u see ryan in public prepared to get sucked on

Ryan Siwicki plays so much Rainbow Six Siege he is the rainbow.

by druwu March 18, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is a chair who enjoy pets and video games. He doesn't cry when he stepping on legos. He reads backwards and has a small wee wee. He is cooler online that real life.

Ryan is deciding between two options for his GME shares: HOLD or HODL…

by Power2daPlayer December 26, 2021

Ryan Nevilled

Side betting a punters club bet, for your own benefit

“I Ryan Nevilled that same game multi”

by Starytrekker October 10, 2020

Ryan Blaney

The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"

M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"

M1: "I want you."

by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024

Ryan

A boy’s name. It can also be used as a girls name. Women named Ryan are typically cruel, demanding and extremely weird. She will poop on your windshield if you aren’t careful.

“Ryan why did you dump that nice boy?”
Ryan: “he bought me a candy bar and a soda when I did not tell him to.”

by Car Fart April 6, 2019

Ryan

I am myself a Ryan but I don’t see myself as any of these amazing things. We maybe lovers and forgive easily but the pain sticks and I know for a fact I don’t like opening up because I don’t want others to look down upon me and think less of me and worry about me because they don’t deserve any negativity. We have the most trouble finding girls usually because of how kind we can be and caring and not putting ourselves out there like others would at least that’s me. We are personality attractive probably but physically I don’t know about that.

Friend1: Yo have you seen Ryan I wanna tell him something

Friend2: no he’s probably with others right now or in class

by TheTacoman33334 August 21, 2023