An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.
Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
Get the roll-modelmug. Person 1: Hes so annoying!
Person 2: What did he do this time?
Person 1: He just freaking ring-rolled me! I'm gonna murder him I swear
Person 2: Now, now, don't be hasty...
Person 1: ...you have five seconds to run
Person 2: What did he do this time?
Person 1: He just freaking ring-rolled me! I'm gonna murder him I swear
Person 2: Now, now, don't be hasty...
Person 1: ...you have five seconds to run
by anonymous February 2, 2021
Get the Ring-rolledmug. by Hlalakar June 6, 2020
Get the death rollmug. Person A: “insert location here”
Person B: “Bro don’t look it up, it’s an IKEA roll”
Person C: “Thanks bro, didn’t know where that lead!”
Person B: “Bro don’t look it up, it’s an IKEA roll”
Person C: “Thanks bro, didn’t know where that lead!”
by MercuriX November 1, 2021
Get the ikea rollmug. When In the position of doggy style while in the girl and performing a roll whilst staying inside the girl and ejaculating
by #willywee April 9, 2021
Get the Tuck and rollmug. 1. overturn (a vehicle).
2. start moving; take action.
3. behave in a particular way.
4. rob (someone, typically when they are intoxicated or asleep).
5. money, typically a quantity of banknotes rolled together.
6. one of the basic patterns (rudiments) of drumming, consisting of a sustained, rapid alternation of single or double strokes of each stick.
2. start moving; take action.
3. behave in a particular way.
4. rob (someone, typically when they are intoxicated or asleep).
5. money, typically a quantity of banknotes rolled together.
6. one of the basic patterns (rudiments) of drumming, consisting of a sustained, rapid alternation of single or double strokes of each stick.
1. "he rolled his Mercedes in a 100 mph crash"
2. "the coast's clear—let's roll"
3. "that's just how I roll, guys—I'll smile until I physically can't"
4. "if you don't get drunk, you don't get rolled"
5. "I should eat out, enjoy the fat roll I'd taken out of my account"
6. "The drummer practiced his rolls until he perfected the technique, adding a new element to the song."
2. "the coast's clear—let's roll"
3. "that's just how I roll, guys—I'll smile until I physically can't"
4. "if you don't get drunk, you don't get rolled"
5. "I should eat out, enjoy the fat roll I'd taken out of my account"
6. "The drummer practiced his rolls until he perfected the technique, adding a new element to the song."
by Arminkshipper May 22, 2025
Get the Rollsmug. the job which a frigid fat or obese girl would give to her boyfriend.
an explanation is that the boyfriend would lube up her stomach and then push her 'rolls' over his penis then 'go to town with it'
an explanation is that the boyfriend would lube up her stomach and then push her 'rolls' over his penis then 'go to town with it'
boyfriend; Oh My god im so horny, please have sex with me.
Girlfriend ; No,
Bf; Give me a blowjob then.
gf; ill give you a roll-rub, if you have some lube.
bf ; ill spit on it.
Girlfriend ; No,
Bf; Give me a blowjob then.
gf; ill give you a roll-rub, if you have some lube.
bf ; ill spit on it.
by Rolfesaurus July 1, 2011
Get the roll-rubmug.