icy poop knife

A frozen dagger made of feces

Watch out Billy, he's got an icy poop knife!

by Cletus April 10, 2015

Poop In My Shoe!

An exclamation of great outrage and hopelessness used when realizing that your current situation (usually consisting of an upcoming task or decision) cannot get any worse and that there is no avoiding the impending discomfort to come. Typically used when a situation is of similar despair to that of when one wakes up to find that someone has defecated inside his/her only pair of shoes, and knowing that they will not have adequate time to fully clean said footwear before having to be somewhere that day.

Cop: "Your friend told me that you're carrying marijuana."

You: "He was just kidding."

Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"

You: "Poop In My Shoe!"

Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."

You: "Poop In My Shoe!"

by LarryROIDS!!! March 8, 2011

Chicago Poop Rocket

The act of combining Diet Coke and Mentos in your asshole, while constapated.

Brandon: I'm soooo Backed up.
Will: That's okay, I'll give you a Chicago Poop Rocket!!!

by XxXDeathPandaXx November 29, 2010

poop in my pants

often used by cool kids to say FUCK MY LIFE. they switch it up. sometimes shortened to just PIMP.

Bob: Gahh did you fail your bio test too?
quainTON: yess! poop in my pants!

by teefeld! May 11, 2009

ice cream poop

The poop that doesnt let go so you have to pinch it off, making it look like soft ice cream from the venter(usually the chocolate ice cream)

Hey I would have ate your chocolate ice cream. Why did you put it in the shitter?

by Sam Barron January 28, 2005

poop sex bandit

One whom engages in the act of fecal-based sex without the consent of the other personage.

Cindy took a nasty dump on my chest out of nowhere, that poop sex bandit!

by chuckinator May 23, 2008

dog poop girl

an incredibly beautiful south korean girl who let her dog shit on the subway. somebody took a pic of the incident on their camera phone and posted online. soon, the internet vigilantes got ahold of it and found out her personal info. they pretty much ruined the girl's life over dog shit.

the dog poop girl is absolutely beauitful but she sure did fuck up.

by dog poop guy June 30, 2007