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the olds

The humorous conditions that naturally occur with aging. Examples include forgetfulness and clumsiness.
My father has a severe case of the olds.
by fmm3 November 9, 2022
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Wise old anteater

"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.
by AccidentalB December 3, 2011
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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The Old and The Bold

A gladiator-style game in which people over the age of 50 are kindly forced to partake and forced to fight at the end whoever is left gets the privilege of dying in a retirement home.
"My grandpa got put in The Old and The Bold"

"wow that sucks"
by HighschoolerWithTime May 5, 2021
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Old Skin

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!
by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018
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And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...
Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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