5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything
Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?
by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023
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Jareth is so old

Jareth is so old its a medical marvel that he is still alive.
Jareth is so old that when he is told to act his age he fucking dies.
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Old as road

A Caribbean term used for someone who is old, or into old things alike. Say if you were to be interested in an old song, that person would say something along the lines of: “You’re old as road!”
Dustin: “Yo, I’d never say this before, but im starting to really dig girls just wanna have fun!”

Sylvester: “You’re old as road! Ain’t nobody is listening to a song that took place in MY generation!”
by AnubisCorects August 9, 2024
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old greys

British slang for a Bouncer or Doorman. originating from the British Rock n Roll club scene in the 70's.
The old greys just tossed Frankie out on his face.
by Bobby2Hands May 18, 2014
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Old simp

Person who you used to simp for
by ☠️G March 18, 2023
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Old fashioned

When you have sex like they did in the 60s
I did her old fashioned
by Gape the sexmaster April 27, 2020
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old goaty

A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.
Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?
by madd marauder April 26, 2011
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