Skip to main content

Middle School

So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.

Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.

Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"

"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
mugGet the Middle Schoolmug.

Middle School Thot

A school thot; specifically a middle school thot. Since middle schoolers at my school are wilding, they’ll ride cock like a pony for five bucks, and are desperate for any kind of female/male/ literally every kind of attention. They don’t care. They will always post photos of their puss and say ‘Y’all wanna fuck this slutty little puss of mine’ like girl ur 13💀
Did you hear? That girl, Desiree, she fucked Kevin!

Oh? That dude who should be in 11th but got held back? That guy? Isn’t Desiree in 7th?

Yeah! And she got an abortion too!

Poor girl.

Oh nah don’t worry, she got ran through by all the 8th graders here too at knotts, she knew damn well the gravity of her decision. Not even a school thot, a fucking middle school thot.
by Gay pussy eater October 25, 2023
mugGet the Middle School Thotmug.

Harrington Middle School

A school with big booty bitches and men that are packinnnnnn, except for that one kid.
“Damn, I want to go to Harrington Middle School, there’s tons of big booty bitches!”
by Shaedon November 28, 2023
mugGet the Harrington Middle Schoolmug.

byron middle school

the worse school. no one likes it because teachers r rude and so r the kids ( @alisonroseh on snap)
teacher- ur a disgrace at byron middle school
kid- i know but ur a grass babe
by AlyssaRoseeeee December 19, 2019
mugGet the byron middle schoolmug.

blake bass middle school

Blake Bass is known as the coolest, smartest, and nicest school in the county. They have the prettiest girls and it makes the rest of the schools look bad. They have been pretty good athletically and their academic bowl team is godly. The rest of the middle schools believe Blake Bass will become the school of champions in the future.
Blake Bass Middle School is a school I want to go to
by Thefyebitch February 4, 2022
mugGet the blake bass middle schoolmug.

Middle school

emma: oh i hate middle school so much i want to go back to elementry its a literal hell hole
by nerdynerdnerd August 15, 2021
mugGet the Middle schoolmug.

Middle school

Idk middle school doesn't exist in australia
by Inni84 March 23, 2024
mugGet the Middle schoolmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email