reverse meat stick

A wooden club held backwards to bonk someone

He used his reverse meat stick to whack me upside the head.

by Ooga booga smooga July 24, 2022

New meat challenge

A game desperate singles like to play to get themselves out their and pulling new people. Point scoring system involved with sex holding the highest number of points. Forbidden lists of ex partners may also be put in place with forfeits as punishment.

Single A: I need some more love in my life

single B: yeah me too but how theyre is no one on my radar
single A: new meat challenge

by S&B109 October 27, 2014

braindead meat puppet

braindead meat puppet is someone who is empty in the head and guided by other people

that braindead meat puppet is fooled by friends into doing something stupid

by niva01 June 19, 2023

Sneakin'-on-ya-meat

Used when knowledge of a significant other's infidelity is unknown.

Jim: "Hey, did you know your wife was sneakin'-on-ya-meat?"
Billl: "Yeah, I came home thinking she was cooking macaroni and cheese. I was wrong"

by Bill Billingsworth August 26, 2021

meat pouch missionary

When a guy has to lift his belly up and set it on her back to penetrate her vaginal opening with his flesh rocket

He had a trucker gut so he had to give his paid girlfriend a meat pouch missionary

by #Teameverhard September 13, 2021

Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018

Cock Meat Sandwich

A Sandwich Made Of Cock Meat, Preferably White. Though Black Meat Is Harder To Find, And Requires A Bigger Piece Of Bread.

Ali Is On The Cock Meat Sandwich Diet.

Jolie Ate A Huge Cock Meat Sandwich For Lunch Today.

by Mike Gabriel March 10, 2009