The internet

Where you find porn

I watched a lot of porn on the internet last night!!!

by Mccheze12186 January 23, 2018

The international T-Pose day

The international T-Pose day is on the 18th June and celebrates the famous T-Pose. You can celebrate it by doing the Pose and chanting the Halo Theme with your boys

A:Did you know today is the international T-Pose Day?
B: No dude let’s sing the Halo Theme and pose with the boys

by TheDictoGuy June 18, 2018

The Internet

According to Titus Andromedon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, “Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.”

Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.

by Rio9 July 3, 2018

so international

A person who has successfully been approved for both TSA Precheck AND Global Entry.

Yea the lines at SFO were bad but I'm so international so I flew right through.

by SoInternational July 11, 2018

The Internet

The Internet is full of hate.There's racism,sexism,plagiarism and hate against opinions.

This is serious this is a cry for help.

This Is A Cry For Help

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP

"No man walks in and out of the internet without infection" -Ligma 13:37

by Xetral_Ghik July 25, 2018

Scholars International Academy

Scholars International Academy is a school located in Sharjah ( U.A.E) The school is known to end your dreams from the second you enter it. Boys are gay af and the girls are all snitches. Boys in common are all either indian or some chamaks in the middle of Ajman, Sharjah and Dubai. The girls are a different story. They all act innocent which they are. They are very ugly (most) but still helpful. From my view (i'm a girl if you didn't know about that btw) they are very nice to me.

?Random Guy: Hello man. What school are you in
Other Guy: Scholars International Academy
.Random Guy: I never heard of it
(Othe guy: (shows picture of school
Random Guy: *Runs very far away that the police had to be called in*

by iswilliawonka December 4, 2018

The Internet

A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)

Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah

by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019