Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

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Slam Firing

The act of blowing one's load immediately after penetration inside of another

Sometimes if I haven't had sex with someone in awhile, I end up Slam Firing after one or two strokes

by BananaCommissar June 14, 2023

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Filipino fire starter

When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation

My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.

by Mevers June 14, 2023

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Rhapsody Of Fire

Great symphonic Italian Power Metal Band who have went through a few vocalists such as Luca Turilli, Giacomo Voli and Fabio Lione. They also make some killer solos too.

Fabio Lione is the best vocalist of the 3 who previously sang for Rhapsody Of Fire. He sounds like Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden.

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2023

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Fire marshal bill

When a girl takes so long to orgasm but you keep going until she cums so hard she reverts to fire marshal bill afterwards and can't move her entire body except her jaw to tell you not to touch her.

Heather was getting fucked for so long that when she finally came. Her whole body froze in a position of fire marshal bill, with only the ability to scream don't touch me!

by The Big Heathen June 18, 2023

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