December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)
Bon apeti =)
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)
Bon apeti =)
Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)
Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)
Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
by a person better than you December 29, 2020
Get the Eat your husband daymug. Dogs dont eat dogs, they eat dogfood or leftovers. A wolf might eat a dog if it hasn't had a decent meal in a while.
by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021
Get the Dog eat dogmug. I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'
It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'
It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.
This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025
Get the eat cakeshitmug. From IT BULAGA! Pag si Ericka kase nag sasalita at nag te text pag nag lecture akala mo parang lahat tayo pupunta sa impyerno at siya lang pupunta sa langit. Wala namang ipakita. Buti pa ako may ituturong sampung condo sa NHA. Siya ano ipapakita niya sa madlang people para ka pani paniwala mga lecture niya. Ikaw Goddess Magna Cum Laude Imee Marcos UP Diliman ka, si Carla may successful businesses si Jeff aba dating ICON ng Events Place sa Lagro....aberr siya ano? Manager ng 7-11? Saan ang na i pundar niya para maniniwala tayo sa kanya averr! (?)
Eat Bulaga! is GENERIC.
by Cyclonetrading December 17, 2023
Get the Eat Bulaga!mug. by Bigfatmonkeyforhead April 6, 2024
Get the Never eating the shrimpmug. It is a fact the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is a SHITEATER as this enforces this for LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS AND BABIES.
A demonstration to all PEDOPHILES new laws are being past of "SEE HOW IT FEELS".
A demonstration to all PEDOPHILES new laws are being past of "SEE HOW IT FEELS".
It is essential to indulge in MANDATORY V0MIT EATING as the VOMIT comes from the ASSH0LE and the EATING IS SHIT so ASSH0LE SHIT needs ANAL ALAN to complete the cycle of extreme legitimacy.
Letting you know how important that STARTING ASSH0LE is and advantageous PEDOPHILES as eventual MANDATORY V0MIT EATING from MANDATORY SHITEATING is absolutely essential and no longer optional.
Well FINGER ASSH0LE who was caught committing PEDOPHILIA and VOMIT EATING = ASSH0LE SHIT and ANAL ALAN has to show you on VIDEO how the MANDATORY V0MIT EATING is done.
EAT GAY ASSH0LE
EAT THE V0MIT
EATING THE ASSH0LE
EAT SHIT GAY V0MIT
MANDATORY SHITEATER
0H EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE
PEDOPHILE = 0H EAT SHIT
MAKE YOURSELF SHIT
EAT ALL THE SHIT
MANDATORY VOMIT C0MING
MANDATORY V0MIT EATING soon.
Letting you know how important that STARTING ASSH0LE is and advantageous PEDOPHILES as eventual MANDATORY V0MIT EATING from MANDATORY SHITEATING is absolutely essential and no longer optional.
Well FINGER ASSH0LE who was caught committing PEDOPHILIA and VOMIT EATING = ASSH0LE SHIT and ANAL ALAN has to show you on VIDEO how the MANDATORY V0MIT EATING is done.
EAT GAY ASSH0LE
EAT THE V0MIT
EATING THE ASSH0LE
EAT SHIT GAY V0MIT
MANDATORY SHITEATER
0H EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE
PEDOPHILE = 0H EAT SHIT
MAKE YOURSELF SHIT
EAT ALL THE SHIT
MANDATORY VOMIT C0MING
MANDATORY V0MIT EATING soon.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 6, 2022
Get the MANDATORY V0MIT EATINGmug. The idea that people who say they’re busy are in fact complicit to an extremely inefficient way of doing things.
by Starkwill October 21, 2021
Get the Eating soup with chopsticksmug.