Trident dick

an extremely large, erect penis with three separate heads. Often used in Indian pornography to cut budgets. Has the ability to pleasure three cavities, but does not receive three-fold pleasure itself.

Dude 1: Scariest shit last night at Luke's
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: We were all joking about who had the bigger package and the conversation really got tense. Jeff kept saying his was the biggest and we told him there was no way. He freaked out and yelled " I have a trident dick!" and then we all lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Then he started to cry and just whipped it out. It looked exactly like Poseidon's trident.
Dude 2: Word?
Dude1: Word.

by pleasurelover115 November 2, 2010

Dick Whisperer

A girl that knows how to make you hard or erect.

That girl over there, Amy is a real Dick Whisperer. She can really make you hard

by Purplewarrior49 May 6, 2018

antenna dick

when you pierce your dick with a long metal rod, making your penis resemble a radio antenna

omg, i was gonna suck this guys dick. but he pulled down his pants and had a antenna dick

by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

Dick Cheese

The foam on the top of a beer

Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese

by Cumchatta12 June 14, 2021

Prune Dick

An old mans shrivled penis.

I wonder what a young woman could find attractive about some old prune dick.

by Lord Umbarger March 22, 2010

scrum dick

A dude who nobody likes, or a dickless incompetent who scares all the pussy away

"Wow, that dude jerry is such a scrum dick

by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011

Dick Stench

The smell of a rancid penis that's not been washed for months.

Jerry: I seen some homeless guy yesterday, he was disgusting, he had really bad Dick Stench.

by The Masked Porn Star February 13, 2009