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cock mongler

A cock mongler is someone who can not get enough of cock. When sucking it they will slap it on their face and rub it on every other part of their body within range of the cock.
I dont think head will ever be the same. I met the girl of my dreams a true cock mongler.
by yofaceyo October 16, 2006
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cock pumping

Someone who gives others hand-jobs.

An insult.
If john pumps neds cock two days after bob has gotten his cock pumped by john 4 days after bobby had his cock pumped by shirley who was the first to pump dannys cock who then shot shirley and raped her dead body.

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Horatio called Lenny a cock-pumper for jizzing on his tooth-brush.
by BlackCloud March 2, 2004
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cock bowl

Tom, Fred, and Hitler like to make Dubya have a cock bowl.
by Reverend_Com August 16, 2003
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cock lines

same as cock cuts, and
the gruffudd
i love cock lines.
i hate it when you see a man's cock lines.
i love going to the gym, cause you might see some hot cock cuts.
my girlfriend likes to kiss at my cock lines.
i want to make love to that greek god sculpture; what cock lines.
by zeugma July 29, 2008
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Cock Snapper

Woman who loves to snap a cock during sex.
Tarryn's a real Cock Snapper, she snapped Grants cock and just kept going like nothing happened with a wild look in her eyes.
by Joshuaq January 2, 2009
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47 Cocks

A true scum bag who usually talks copious amounts of bullshit is said to have 47 cocks permanently swinging from his forehead.

The fewer the 'cocks' swinging, the less of a stain the person is toward humanity, with 47 being the maximum that anyone can have.
- 'That guy is a professional fuckwit. He definitely has 47 cocks swinging from his forehead.'

- 'You can't even see that guy's facial features due the 47 cocks hanging from his head.'
by Sammy Wich December 9, 2010
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Cock Waffle

1.The inability for a man to retain an erection.
2. A Bi- sexual man who switches from male to female partners constantly.
1. " So did you have sex last night?" "No. We were going to, until Tom cock waffled".

2. "Frank you've got to stop fucking all these random people, its not safe" "He man, what can I say? I'm cock waffling this week.."
by Jack Stephans April 24, 2014
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