crissy bear

Something that you call your hot chocolate friend christain while he's committing cock and ball torture

"Hey Chrissy bear!"

" why the fuck did you call me crissy bear?"

" I can see that you are committing cock and ball torture... need some help?"

"What the fuck"

by The Mlolm April 28, 2022

shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022

bobby boo boo bear

bees dad, kinda gay. kason is gay for him

“hey bobby boo boo bear, wanna link” -kason

by beedear April 30, 2022

Pookie Bear

Somebody you care about, doesn’t have to be in a lusty romantic way. It can be as simple as a friend or somebody nice.

Friend: Hey Pookie
You: Hey Pookie Bear!
Friend: Not much man, not much!

by Makkie Bear May 1, 2022

bear brand

a milk brand that makes u stronk like a big boy and is the best

Hey! How u stronk?
Cuz I drank bear brand milk it makes u stronk
Wow! I should drink it too!

by funny google person dictionary May 2, 2022

time for bear

TIME FOR BEAR

a: so can you stay here today?
b: TIME FOR BEAR
a: i dont have the energi to even think over what time for bear can possibly mean

by A guy who like kaif May 4, 2022

silly silly la la bear

someone who is so hot and amazinf and funky

Youre such a silly silly la la bear

by asillygoofymood May 5, 2022